Wednesday, 13 April 2011

Damn You, Weather!!!

That's 0 degrees C and it feels like -5 C.

Ok, I am majorly pissed right now. Everybody knows the weather has always been a bitch to us all the time but this… this is completely ridiculous. Let me tell you why.

Today, the 13th of April, started out cloudy, rather cold and windy. Around mid-day temperatures started rising to a point where it could have been considered warm. But as the day came to an end, it started to get very cold very fast. Normally I wouldn't care, because the weather has been like that pretty much the whole week but tonight I look through my window and guess what! IT’S FUCKING SNOWING!



And it’s not just a bunch of tiny snowflakes falling out of the sky. Oh no- everything is getting bombarded by huge chunks of white like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the middle of April and I live in a humid continental climatic region where shit like that has never happened during my lifetime and below zero temperatures during this time of the year definitely aren’t normal.

But today's snow was just the icing of the cake. I’m mad because the weather has been absolute shit for the last 5 months with the exception of a few sunny days and I’ve been eagerly waiting all this time to get off my lazy ass and finally do something productive outdoors. But I guess it’s just going to be more video games, internet and food for me from now on, since I don’t see the weather getting any better anytime soon.

It’s times like this I wish global warming actually existed and HAARP was actually a global weather control device.

Anyways, I’m done complaining. Here’s some rhythmic yodeling to make you feel better:

 

13 comments:

  1. Yeah, I want just one day of good sunshine too. It's not snowing here, but rain can be a pain.

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  2. we have a bit too much sun over here, but that's life!

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  3. its april, what you expect ;)

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  4. I'm jealous. You're welcome to visit my constant 80 degrees even when it's raining. Go for it, I don't mind. Wanna trade?

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  5. nothing like the weather here http://www.lacity.org/index.htm

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  6. D4 i'd trade with you any time... freezing sucks man!

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  7. Ahahah, yeah weve had april snow before. its always kinda insulting to see snow falling so late in the year, especially with the trees blooming already

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  8. hell it's sunny and warm where i am :D

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  9. its about the same where I live

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  10. yep, in april, weather sucks, but snow? wow.

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  11. The weather has sucked big time this year. Now it's starting to get a little warmer, FINALLY!

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